COOKIE ERADICATION: COOKIE BURNING CEREMONIES
Welcome, fellow cookie enthusiasts, to the most anticipated event of the year! Today, we gather to celebrate the art of cookie eradication.
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Proceed with caution! Prolonged exposure to cookie eradication has been known to cause:
- Severe sugar highs
- Unstable insulin levels
- Irreversible cookie cravings